I’ve never killed anyone but I’ll give it a stab


"Any opportunity to get into fashion and find a beautiful dress, I’m very definitely excited about that."



"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

(Source: yougavemecourage)