LIAR

(Source: coinlaundrys)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


nymphoninjas:

Trouble’s stretch marks. See more at nymphoninjas.findrow.com


(Source: femburton)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge)


(Source: mlle-leelee)